> <<I already warned my partner: “If I see you casually talking to another girl, I will do a vasectomy on you myself, lol”>>

Right! Great idea! I'm pissed off as well when my girlfriend talks to other men...

Tonight I'll go to tell her "If I see you casually talking to another man, I will beat you to a pulp". LOL!

Wait, why do you say that's abusive?!? :-o

I thought you were okay with controlling and threatening your partner! You even wrote a whole article about it!!!

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Ah, the joys and absurdities of double standards... ;-P