I think this article can be useful, especially for inexperienced, shy or introverted guys.

OTOH, I find the "NO this! NO that! NO everything!" comments hilarious...! Those women sounds neurotic or with serious issues. Most women like a gentle, respectful touch (as suggested by the article).

Maybe the "NO! NO! NO!" women should stop thinking they represent most women - they do not - and perhaps even try some therapy... ;-)